Aldora Games and the Degradation of the Nintendo eShop!

This was going to be a evaluate of a shitty visible novel referred to as Animal Kung Fu, however I made a decision to show it into an editorial to name out its writer, Aldora Games. You see, awhile again I reviewed one other of their “visible novels” referred to as Cyberpunk Paradise Elysium. It was crap too, utilizing AI generated every part and a half-assed story I might write in my sleep if I needed to. Mockingly, it was faraway from the eShop, most likely for copyright violations. Not shocked in any respect.

Animal Kung Fu isn’t any totally different, being a thinly-veiled ripoff of Kung Fu Panda. The protagonist is a careless purple panda, who learns kung fu and goes on an journey with a number of animal pals to defeat evil. I shocked they haven’t been sued. However let’s imagine you don’t desire a Kung Fu Panda ripoff, how about an Aldora Video games’ Bambi ripoff? Or how about an Aladdin ripoff? Searching for one thing extra grownup, how a couple of zombie romance? There are sixty-five titles listed on the eShop underneath Aldora Video games. Extra when together with these eliminated for copyright violations.

However why even care about Aldora Video games? I’m singling them out for a similar purpose I singled out Pakotime. These visible novels are cheaply made, AI-generated rubbish that clog up the e-shop and push out extra deserving titles. There are tons of nice visible novels on the eShop. They vary from Sunlight Scream to ones I haven’t gotten round to reviewing however sound fascinating, like Caffeine: Victoria’s Legacy. Aldora Video games says, “We’re devoted to creating thrilling and distinctive video games for the Nintendo platform.” Nonetheless, they’re creating the precise reverse.

Aldora Video games might create nice visible novels if they simply took the time and vitality to write down and produce one thing good. However they don’t. As a substitute, they do the meme, “Mother: We now have Kung Fu Panda at Dwelling!” And its Animal Kung Fu. That’s how they make their cash. So inform dad and mom far and huge, whether it is an Aldora Video games visible novel, don’t purchase it on your children! So in conclusion, the tag line on their web site reads: “Video video games for players developed by players.” However everyone knows that could be a lie. Allow them to die.

Replace: A number of hours after going dwell, I found Aldora launched one more visible novel at this time, this time based mostly on Peter Pan. They by no means cease do they!

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