‘This Launcher Is So F*cking Vibeslopped Its Funny’

The Epic Video games Retailer wants a pick-me-up. Eight years in, the glorified Fortnite launcher is nice for getting free video games however has languished amid the company’s other priorities. A plan to overtake the storefront was revealed a couple of months in the past and it was mainly to make it more like Steam. Now Epic Video games has revealed that enhancements will even be vibe-coded with AI.

“Programming is difficult,” the corporate wrote in its official announcement post for a newly launched preview model of a revamped launcher for the shop. “So, as a substitute of doing that, we vibe coded a brand new Epic Video games Launcher that’s method quicker and extra responsive than the present one, and has a brand new look. This primary launch is gentle on options. Consider it as a speedboat and never a yacht! Although it does have superior digital commerce expertise resembling a buying cart.”

Sure, posting rage-bait seems to be a part of the technique right here. Only a week after forcing inside recreation builders to go “AI first” and incorporate genAI even into their artwork pipelines, Epic is embracing the tech publicly as properly teasing upcoming adjustments to the place the place it desires tens of millions of gamers to retailer their bank card data. The corporate even took pictures at Steam.

“We vibe coded the Epic Video games Launcher to be quicker than the opposite man,” the Epic X account posted. “Don’t consider us? Try it out for your self in Preview.” It was accompanied by a graphic displaying that the genAI storefront carried out quicker on sure responsiveness benchmarks than Valve’s competitor. This isn’t only a stunt or a flex for AI boosters on Elon Musk’s social media platform, although. The adults at Epic aren’t joking about eager to make its storefront extra interesting.

Cracking job lads off to a fantastic begin loving the ai work https://t.co/Hiu14KogCS pic.twitter.com/RtJDEQu3o3

— gold (@golden_aion) October 14, 2026

I’d strongly advise eradicating all fee strategies linked to your EGS account in the event you use one.

Them publicly asserting the brand new replace was Vibe coded doesn’t give me confidence to maintain my card linked with it. https://t.co/RBCZTTnQ1U

— Pandan | GearGrit on Steam (@Weston_Mitchell) October 14, 2026

lmao. https://t.co/NLtkSSfEAj pic.twitter.com/DI5ghvlwaX

— James Tusha (@signalspikedev) October 14, 2026

First day of vibe coded Epic Video games Launcher and I switched Fortnite from Efficiency mode to DX12 and it opened UEFN https://t.co/D1vIlfPLJj

— Reisshub (@Reisshub) October 14, 2026

“It’s been rebuilt solely from the bottom up,” Epic Video games Retailer common supervisor Martin Keely told IGN. “So this can be a utterly new tech stack, a whole new rewrite of each the shell, which has the obtain supervisor, library, and the app itself, in addition to the brand new retailer structure. So options like uncover and product element pages, these have all been rewritten.”

However the impact on-line has been a wave of individuals roasting Epic’s “vibe-coded” framing of the rollout and the truth that the launcher seems borked in methods not often seen for a product rollout customers are anticipated to take critically.

Epic additionally introduced that it’s bringing Fortnite to Linux by way of Proton, a compatibility layer made by, shock, Valve. “Daring of them to sh*t on Valve/Steam, after which actually use Proton internally for Home windows compat on Linux…,” one VR modder wrote on X. “This launcher is so fucking vibeslopped its humorous, however holy crap, these persons are hilarious.” A Twitch streamer wrote in the comments beneath Epic’s announcement, “Are you critically incapable of embarrassment? I’m not leaving Steam for this trash.”

Epic CEO Tim Sweeney confirmed this week that Epic is “retool[ing] for max AI acceleration.” “The purpose isn’t to do the identical stuff with fewer folks, however to allow everybody right here to construct MORE and BETTER stuff, and to convey the advantages to all groups utilizing Unreal,” he added. The proof can be in what the corporate really ships. Its Epic overhaul preview has but to cross the take a look at of “extra” or “higher.” “The brand new Epic Video games Launcher is in Preview for testing, and with any beta there may very well be points,” reads the disclaimer. Epic guarantees these issues gained’t have an effect on gamers as soon as they really boot up their video games, most of which weren’t vibe-coded. At the least for now.