Can’t Stop Flipping, Won’t Stop Flipping

I’ve two displays on my desk. Usually, the left one is reserved for work chat, and the opposite I exploit for writing and for checking the net. However these days, one thing else has been hanging out within the nook of my left monitor: Gambler’s Desk, a brand new idle coin-flipping recreation out now on Steam, that I can’t cease enjoying.

The aim of Gambler’s Desk is to click on a coin to flip it over. After which flip it once more. After which once more. And once more. And once more. When this coin lands with the cash image dealing with up, you get a greenback. When it lands heads up, exhibiting a cranium, you get a cranium level that can be utilized to purchase hats.

Don’t fear about that. Simply maintain flipping. Shortly, you’ll come up with the money for to purchase a second coin to flip. After which a 3rd coin. A fourth coin. That’s plenty of cash to flip by your self!

Don’t fear, Gambler’s Desk has little minion males you should buy who can even flip cash for you. As you rack up extra money, you should buy upgrades that make cash flip sooner and enhance their revenue per flip. Ultimately, you’ll get silver cash. And gold cash. Earlier than lengthy, you’ll be waving your cursor round to flip dozens of cash in seconds, due to an improve that removes the necessity for clicking. Earn sufficient cash, and a talent level will likely be supplied, providing a robust improve that’s everlasting. Then you may wipe the entire desk to start out over, incomes much more cash and getting one other talent level within the course of. Repeat…without end?

Part of me understands that what I’m doing is senseless and that I’m solely doing it as a result of, like so many avid gamers, I’ve a have to see numbers go up. And but, I maintain flipping cash, build up a large sum of money, wiping the desk clear of all cash and minions, and beginning over. Once in a while, I cease and use my cranium factors to purchase a brand new hat for my minion. It’s my deal with to them for flipping cash. Then I catch them resting on the job and have to offer them a tough poke to get them again to work. Cash gained’t flip themselves, ? All of us have a job to do right here at Gambler’s Desk.

In truth, I’m losing plenty of time proper now scripting this after I might be over there, on my different display screen, flipping cash. My minion boys are doing it. But when I helped them, issues would go a lot sooner. So I’m achieved telling you about Gambler’s Desk. I don’t have any time to inform you about its extremely clean animations and fantastic coin-flipping noises. Nor can I discuss concerning the sillier upgrades which might be accessible later, and the fantastic impact that occurs once you wipe the desk clear for a brand new run. I’ve cash to flip, rattling it. Now go away me be.

Editor’s word: Within the hours since receiving this weblog from Zack, we’ve not heard from him. Emails and texts have been ignored. His spouse referred to as and mentioned the door to his basement workplace is locked, however she will hear a clicking noise and what appears like somebody buzzing “Flip…flip…flip…flip.” We’re hopeful Zack will return quickly.