Goat-Load of News! Free Goat Simulator 3 Update, Card Game, Plushies, and More Revealed in ‘Goat Direct’

Put together for udder insanity as Espresso Stain North simply concluded their first (and probably final) ever ‘Goat Direct’ showcase, unleashing a stampede of bulletins to cap off the Goat Simulator franchise’s wild Tenth-anniversary celebrations.

Pilgor is getting a free replace, a plushie, a card sport, themed controllers, and even making one other journey to Fortnite.

It’s been a baaa-rilliant ‘12 months of the Goat’, and this showcase packed a number of minutes with information hotter than a hay bale fireplace. Let’s break down the chaos:

Pilgor’s Presents: FREE “Items from the Rifts” Replace is LIVE!

Headlining the bulletins is a model new, utterly FREE replace for Goat Simulator 3, titled Items from the Rifts.

Obtainable proper now on PC (Steam, Epic, Microsoft Retailer), PlayStation 5, Xbox Collection X|S, PlayStation 4, Xbox One, iOS, and Android (coming quickly to Nintendo Change), this replace throws a heap of unreleased, wacky concepts into the sport.

What’s inside? 27 new gears (plus a secret one!), two new in-game occasions bringing April 1st chaos to San Angora, and a model new playable goat: Plushie Pilgor. Based mostly on the brand new YouTooz plushie, this digital mushy toy has a capability that turns something it headbutts right into a innocent plaything. Pure, cuddly chaos.

Get Your Hooves on Wonderful Goat Merch

Fancy bringing the mayhem into the true world?

Lovely Destruction: YouTooz Pilgor Plushie: Now you can pre-order a restricted version Pilgor plushie from YouTooz! Look previous the harmful tendencies – possibly all she wants is a loving residence? Plus, buying the plushie grants entry to that hidden in-game gear within the “Items from the Rifts” replace. A win-win.

Pre-order the Pilgor plushie now through the YouTooz website.

Controller Chaos: CRKD Themed Vary: Following Goat Simulator 3’s Change launch final yr, CRKD is releasing a brand new controller assortment that includes themed paintings, accessible completely from the CRKD site for a restricted time.

Pre-order the drift-proof Nitro Deck – Goat Simulator Version (for Change/OLED) or the versatile NEO S – Goat Simulator Version controller (Change, PC, Cellular, Sensible TV) with matching charging dock.

Pilgor Bleats Past the Digital Paddock

The goatification continues throughout a number of platforms and codecs.

Tabletop Mayhem: Goat Simulator: The Card Sport: Get able to deal some chaos! MOOD Publishing (of Deep Rock Galactic: The Board Sport fame) is launching a Kickstarter for Goat Simulator: The Card Sport on April thirtieth. Count on wacky playing cards and even a throwable goat. Join ‘Goatifications’ on the Kickstarter page.

Cellular Insanity: Multiverse of Nonsense DLC: Android and iOS gamers, your time is coming! Goat Simulator 3’s first main DLC, Multiverse of Nonsense, is heading to cellular quickly, bringing its mythological, cartoonish, and simulation-within-a-simulation chaos to the small display. Keep tuned for a launch date.

Fortnite Vogue: Return of ‘A Goat’ Outfit: Missed it final time? The long-lasting “A Goat” Outfit is returning to the Fortnite Store quickly to spherical out the anniversary yr. Put together to get rid of opponents in peak goaty model.

Twitch Rivals: And later right this moment 4 groups will battle it out in a Goat Simulator 3 showdown on Twitch Rivals. Examine the Twitch Rivals channel.

What May Probably Be Subsequent?

The showcase ended with a cryptic teaser, hinting at extra adventures for Pilgor. What darkish (or seemingly, simply foolish) future awaits?

“Over a decade of Goat Simulator? Who would’ve thought we’d nonetheless be going!” stated Santiago Ferrero, Inventive Director at Espresso Stain North. “And we’re not carried out but! So many thrilling new endeavours had been introduced right this moment throughout our completely distinctive and unique ‘Goat Direct’, and we’re thrilled to deliver a lot extra goaty goodness to the world. Oh, and we hope you loved the showcase proper to the top and noticed our ominous teaser for one thing else thrilling, too. Is it prime secret? Sure. Is it tremendous cool? Additionally sure. Will we be elaborating any additional? Completely not.”

A Reminder of the Insanity

Goat Simulator 3 itself launched again in 2022, bringing its distinctive model of physics-based mayhem to a brand new technology. We gave it a 4/5 in our review, stating: “Goat Simulator 3 isn’t good, feeling tough and prepared as you play. However that is what Goat Simulator has at all times been… it’s nonetheless enjoyable solo and much more so in multiplayer. If you happen to appreciated the primary Goat Simulator, Goat Simulator 3 is a straightforward promote. And in the event you by no means performed it, then strap your self in for a loopy journey.“

Go Forth and Goat!

It’s been an enormous yr for Pilgor, and the chaos clearly isn’t stopping. Dive into the free Items from the Rifts replace now on Xbox, PlayStation, PC, and cellular (Change quickly!), pre-order your plushie, take into account the cardboard sport, and hold a watch out for no matter absurdity Espresso Stain North cooks up subsequent.